Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn\’t I break his legs? Tell them I hate them. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn\’t rock. The Honking Hey, guess what you\’re accessories to. I […]
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Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. That\’s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. Natural
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OK, this has gotta stop. I\’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Hey! I\’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Ah, computer dating. It\’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase \”upside your head.\” I love this planet! I\’ve got wealth,
OK, this has gotta stop. I\’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Hey! I\’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Ah, computer dating. It\’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase \”upside your head.\” I love this planet! I\’ve got wealth,
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I\’m normally not a praying man, but if you\’re up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It\’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. I\’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. When will I learn? The answers to life\’s problems aren\’t at the bottom of
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I\’m normally not a praying man, but if you\’re up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It\’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. I\’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. When will I learn? The answers to life\’s problems aren\’t at the bottom of
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You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I\’ve always known him: Jeff. You hit me with a cricket bat. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! The Unicorn and the Wasp I\’m the Doctor, I\’m worse than everyone\’s aunt. *catches himself* And that
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